My Therapist Has Four Legs T-Shirt | Funny French Bulldog Owner Gift | UK-Made Heavyweight Cotton Tee

🇬🇧 Designed & printed in the UK — Not Dropshipped
🧵 Heavyweight 220gsm — won't crack or fade
📦 Ships in 2–4 days, hand-packed
↩️ Easy returns — love it or your money back

Heavyweight 220gsm cotton, structured and built to last — none of the thin, papery stuff that goes see-through after three washes.

You've tried talking it out. You've tried breathing exercises. Turns out all you needed was a small, snorting French Bulldog who listens to every word, judges none of it, and charges nothing but snacks and sofa space.

My therapist has four legs — for anyone whose Frenchie has done more for their mental health than any amount of overthinking ever could.

- Heavyweight 100% cotton (220gsm)
- Unisex fit — true to size
- Drawn from scratch — original design, no clip art
- Printed and packed by hand in Glasgow, UK

Care: wash inside out at 30°C, iron on the reverse (never on the print), no tumble dry.

PLEASE NOTE: Made to order just for you. Screen colours may vary slightly from the printed garment. Each print may have minor natural variation.